1. ΤΡΕΛΕΣ ΑΤΑΚΕΣ

Στην ενότητα αυτή, συλλέγουμε τις καλύτερες ατάκες που οι ερευνητές μας εκτόξευσαν εναντίον ανυποψίαστων θαμώνων του #Hellas channel στο mIRC. Απολαύστε!

 

<{HLIAS}> nai mwro mou kai einai katakokinos apo tin kayla........
<{HLIAS}> tha to pareis mwro mou>?
<sofaki> ohi
<sofaki> eho allo
<{HLIAS}> poso einai to allo pou exeis mwro mou?
<sofaki> 8 termina
<{HLIAS}> egw exw 21cm
<sofaki> sovara?
<sofaki> 21 hronwn itane ki o Iverson otan epaize sto NBA
<{HLIAS}> nai

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<FilosTouTzwrtzoglou> ELA LOIPON MIKRI MOU FORADITSA!
<FilosTouTzwrtzoglou> KANE MOU ERWTA SAN NA EIMAI O MONOS FILOS TOU TZORTZOGLOU STON KOSMO!
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<Aggelos_Tou_Skotous> mhpws selene magda?
<lakaka> ohi
<lakaka> mipws se lene esena?
<Aggelos_Tou_Skotous> oxi
<lakaka> ara eimaste dyo alloi
<Aggelos_Tou_Skotous> nai
<lakaka> loipon magdoula ti legame?
<Aggelos_Tou_Skotous> oriste?

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<FilosTouTzwrtzoglou> alla ws kolitos tou prepei na sou ekmnistireftw kati
<FilosTouTzwrtzoglou> alla orkisou oti den tha to peis pouthena
<sc2003---> ok
<sc2003---> ante pes ......
<FilosTouTzwrtzoglou> loipon...
<FilosTouTzwrtzoglou> o tzortzoglou fainetai fysiologikos anthrwpos
<FilosTouTzwrtzoglou> omws stin pragmatikotita...
<sc2003---> ?
<FilosTouTzwrtzoglou> ...EINAI O ARHONTAS TOU SYMPANTOS
<sc2003---> einai exoghinos?
<sc2003---> hahaha
<sc2003---> UFO
<FilosTouTzwrtzoglou> ohi den einai
<sc2003---> nai plaka kanw.....
<FilosTouTzwrtzoglou> einai apla O ARHONTAS TOU SYMPANTOS
<sc2003---> kalos ithopios einai...
<sc2003---> kai exei pantreftei
<FilosTouTzwrtzoglou> to ithopoiiliki einai mia vitrina
<sc2003---> mou fenetai
<FilosTouTzwrtzoglou> TI?
<FilosTouTzwrtzoglou> POTE!!!!!!
<sc2003---> mia ithopio ......
<FilosTouTzwrtzoglou> EINAI O ERGENIS TIS ELLINIKIS RADIOFONIAS KAI TILEORASIS!
<sc2003---> mia maria mou fenetai
<sc2003---> oxi re
<sc2003---> pantremenso einai......
<FilosTouTzwrtzoglou> afti me ta kitrina?
<sc2003---> pantremenos einai......
<FilosTouTzwrtzoglou> aftin pou agapa kalytera ton adra ap'ton geitona?
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<nikol30> exo kai strapon an goustareis?
<GymnoKwlaraki> strapon? ti einai afto san to depon kati?
<nikol30> brakaki me doniti gia apetitika kwlarakia
<GymnoKwlaraki> kali fasi...to'heis diplo?
<nikol30> den iparxei diplo
<GymnoKwlaraki> ohi ennow an to eheis dyo fores na mou hariseis to ena
<GymnoKwlaraki> esy ti eisai? antras? gynaika? travesti? bisexual? papia? tyranosavros? drag queen? geometris? elefantas?

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<benja> geia pes taxaraktiristika sou?
<sofaki-atakto> prasini me kourtinakia

-(Πασχαλιάτικο chatting)

<Hristos-Anestis> giati tetoios erwtas
<Hristos-Anestis> ?
<nala_is_in_love> etsi mr xristos _anesti
<Hristos-Anestis> xristos anesti kai se esena
<nala_is_in_love> alithos o kyrios
<Hristos-Anestis> a...egw toso kairo nomiza oti lene alithwros o kyrios
<Hristos-Anestis> kala pou to eida grammeno na min ginw kai rezili

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<Hristos-Anestis> ta mathes ta nea?
<Mikroula> oxi
<Hristos-Anestis> hristos anesti ek nekrwn
<Hristos-Anestis> thanatw thanato batista

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<XXX-30122723567458> sas blepoume ston orizonta, koita sta de3ia sou
<XXX-30122723567458> nai mpravo, konta stin ekklisia !!
<Hristos-Anestis> den borw...pashw apo lykosi
<Hristos-Anestis> borw na koitaxw mono aristera
<Hristos-Anestis> kai mono an ehei provata

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<EKATOMMYRIOUXOS> pos se lene?
<Tsouloufaki-to-mikro-papoulini> epiloges?
<EKATOMMYRIOUXOS> koritsi,agori
<Tsouloufaki-to-mikro-papoulini> agorokoritso
<EKATOMMYRIOUXOS> mipos thes boithia?
<Tsouloufaki-to-mikro-papoulini> nai
<Tsouloufaki-to-mikro-papoulini> tha paro tilefono to 131

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<HELL21> MONO STA LOGIA EISAI ATAKTH??!!!!
<sofaki-atakto> OHI!
<sofaki-atakto> KLANW KAI STO KREVATI!

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<woolf_m> Eisai sigrafeas?
<Kourafelkythro> eimai anthrwpos
<Kourafelkythro> anthrwpos sou lew
<Kourafelkythro> me olin tin simasia tis lexeis
<woolf_m> Den exoun noima oi lexeis
<woolf_m> Xanontai stin aperantosini tis stigmis
<Kourafelkythro> eheis anarotithei pote gia tis kamelies?
<Kourafelkythro> par'olo pou o heimwnas einai varys
<Kourafelkythro> aftes panta katafernoun na einai kamelies
<Kourafelkythro> etsi ki emeis sto lyopiri tis zwis
<Kourafelkythro> den xerw an symfoneis?
<woolf_m> Sinexise
<Kourafelkythro> les oti oi lexeis den ehoun simasia
<Kourafelkythro> omws mia kamila
<Kourafelkythro> den tha antexe to kryo opws mia kamelia
<Kourafelkythro> ki omws ehoun mono 2 grammata diafora!
<woolf_m> Sinepos i kamila den tha ginei pote fito!!!
<Kourafelkythro> ti einai dyo grammata mesa stin aperantosyni?
<Kourafelkythro> den to xereis afto
<Kourafelkythro> pare paradeigma apo ta nyhtoloulouda
<woolf_m> Ki omos
<Kourafelkythro> anelyse mou
<Kourafelkythro> ti nomizeis?
<woolf_m> Den eimai ego aftos pou tha krinei!
<woolf_m> Min krinete ina min krithite!!!
<woolf_m> Ego aplos eimai taxidiotis tou xronou
<Kourafelkythro> elpizo na min mou kaneis plaka
<Kourafelkythro> egw milaw apolyta sovara
<Kourafelkythro> kaneis den borei na taxidesei ston hrono
<Kourafelkythro> ektos apo ton michael J. fox
<woolf_m> Ki omos i dinami tis psixis borei
<Kourafelkythro> analogisou ligo...
<Kourafelkythro> an i psyhi sou itan ena mikro fasoli
<woolf_m> Distixos kapoia pragmata prepei na menoun gia mas
<woolf_m> Allios xanetai i mageia tis stigmis
<Kourafelkythro> akou twra pou sou lew gia to fasoli!
<Kourafelkythro> kati xerw ki egw
<Kourafelkythro> loipon skepsou
<Kourafelkythro> eisai ena toso da fasoli
<Kourafelkythro> kai ta vasana einai mia fyteia apo rodakina
<Kourafelkythro> pws tha kataferei o mikros mas irwas na faei ta rodakina kai na kerdisei tin aiwniotita
<Kourafelkythro> hwris na ton parei habari o voskos?

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<_Smee_> exei pinakides komothnhs
<kourafelkithro> eisai komotria?

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<lavgi> pou to vrikes?
<kourafelkithro> apo tin agia grafi
<kourafelkithro> kai min eis kourafelkithron o artos epelthei
<kourafelkithro> Ioannis 7-101-2
<lavgi> axaxaxxa...........eisai zurlos?
<kourafelkithro> nai
<kourafelkithro> giati?
<kourafelkithro> mipos eisai mandyas?

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<SexyMan33> exeis foto?
<Romantiki_psyhi> isa me 50
<SexyMan33> ok
<SexyMan33> thes na allaksoume?
<Romantiki_psyhi> a ohi mou aresoun oi dikes mou
<SexyMan33> ok
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<Loupina> eisai gymnos e?
<kourafelkithro> a ohi ohi!
<kourafelkithro> forao pappoutsia
<kourafelkithro> kai kati allo
<kourafelkithro> kolonia
<Loupina> ti kolonia?
<kourafelkithro> myrtw
<Loupina> lemoni?
<kourafelkithro> nai
<kourafelkithro> pou to ixeres?
<kourafelkithro> poniroula
<Loupina> einai i agaphmenh mou:)))
<kourafelkithro> GIOUPI!
<Loupina> kamia fora foraw kai levada alla mono an einai na vgw ekeino to vrady
<kourafelkithro> OHI RE!
<kourafelkithro> PRODOSIA!
<Loupina> kamia fora paizw se 2plo tablo
<kourafelkithro> thank you
<kourafelkithro> tora gia kolonies milame i gia basket?
<kourafelkithro> me berdeveis
<Loupina> kolonies vre:))
<Loupina> mipws 8es na poume kai gia basket?
<Loupina> alla den xerw kai polla:)
<kourafelkithro> kala re den tha poume kai tipota exidikevmeno
<kourafelkithro> apla pragmata
<kourafelkithro> o pitsilkas den itan diatitis to 87 Larisa-Mets?
<Loupina> epeze tote o papanikolaou?
<kourafelkithro> ohi
<kourafelkithro> pethane
<Loupina> oxi o giatros
<kourafelkithro> a nai
<kourafelkithro> epaize stin gynaikia omada
<Loupina> o paixths vre:))
<kourafelkithro> kai psahouleve ola ta vyzakia
<kourafelkithro> kai kala gia na kanei test pap!
<kourafelkithro> ton tsatso
<Loupina> a oxi tsatsos to manari!!
<kourafelkithro> s'aresei o Papanikolaou?
<kourafelkithro> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<kourafelkithro> EINAI O PIO ASHIMOS ANTHROPOS TOU KOSMOU!
<kourafelkithro> THA PREPE NA DIAFIMIZEI EKTROSEIS!
<Loupina> e oxi da......
<kourafelkithro> AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<kourafelkithro> O PIO ASHIMOS!
<Loupina> ti les twra.....
<Loupina> oxi oxi oxi
<kourafelkithro> MIPOS S"ARESE KI O BAKATSIAS?
<kourafelkithro> o pio oraios omws einai o Chuck Norris
<Loupina> pou paizei aytos?
<kourafelkithro> sto Texas Ranger
<kourafelkithro> 12.00 sto mega
<kourafelkithro> tin Kyriaki
<Loupina> ayto to manari o xan8os?

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<Lenaki22> eheis lago?
<axortagos> exo lago
<axortagos> tha mou steileis photo?
<Lenaki22> ehei photo?
<axortagos> ego den exo
<axortagos> tha mou steileis?
<Lenaki22> den ehw oute kan lago re file
<axortagos> den exeis photo/
<Lenaki22> photo lagou?

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<elefadas-troei-trahana> kala olo gynaikes mou milane simera ti egine?
<elefadas-troei-trahana> hamos!!!!!!!!
<mila> alitheia ti?
<mila> nai eeeeeeeeeeee?
<mila> exeis perasei vre
<elefadas-troei-trahana> e kala tora
<elefadas-troei-trahana> einai to onoma
<elefadas-troei-trahana> xereis tora oi gynaikes...
<mila> nai malon
<elefadas-troei-trahana> molis doun elefada na troei trahana kanoun san treles
<mila> gia pes giati den kserw
<mila> sovara e?
<elefadas-troei-trahana> sovara
<elefadas-troei-trahana> ego kapote eiha 2 elefades
<elefadas-troei-trahana> o enas etrwge trahana kai o allos tipota
<mila> kai?
<mila> psofisan?
<elefadas-troei-trahana> e loipon...mono se afton me ton trahana tin epeftan
<elefadas-troei-trahana> kai ohi mono oi gynaikes...kai oi skiouroi kai ta dedra
<elefadas-troei-trahana> mia fora tou tin epese kai ena orthio petrpopigadolemono

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<apostolis> ton pernis?
<GymnoKwlaraki> esy eheis koutouki?

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<stolk> An m afiseis na se tripso meta de hreiazetai tipote na kaneis esu....
<Daniella2> etsi elega kai sto kefalotyri mou kai twra einai sto stomahi tou barba-briliou
<stolk> Ksereis pos tha aisthantheis an arhizo na se glifo?
<stolk> Sta pio apokrufa simeia tou somatos sou....
<Daniella2> ennoeis to metatarsio tou aristerou gonatou?
<Daniella2> i mipws tin periknimida?

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<kourafelkythro> karoto roto roto
<kourafelkythro> fae ki ena pagoto
<NATALAKI21UK> malista
<kourafelkythro> s'arese to poiima mou?
<NATALAKI21UK> oxi
<kourafelkythro> giati?
<NATALAKI21UK> e malakia itan
<kourafelkythro> les na ithele kana roto parapanw?
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<Proimo_Karpouzi> den ti thes?
<Proimo_Karpouzi> mono conair ?
<elefadas-troei-trahana> kala kala tin thelo
<elefadas-troei-trahana> gia mia pipa den leo ohi
<elefadas-troei-trahana> eimai fanatikos kapnistis
<Proimo_Karpouzi> uperoxa
<Proimo_Karpouzi> tairiazoume
<elefadas-troei-trahana> a ohi apo sena!
<elefadas-troei-trahana> alla symfonisame!

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<patroparadotos-kourabies> ti gnwmi eheis gia ta asteria?
<patroparadotos-kourabies> einai perissotera apo tis skepseis mas?
<_ia> tha se gelasw
<_ia> kai ta dyo einai ametrhta pantws
<patroparadotos-kourabies> nai alla poio nikaei?
<_ia> mmmmmmmm
<_ia> den xerw esy ti apopsi exeis
<patroparadotos-kourabies> xereis
<patroparadotos-kourabies> otan imouna pio mikri mou arese na metraw ta asteria kathe vrady
<patroparadotos-kourabies> mia mera loipon otan eihe vgei i nea selini vgika ston kipo mou
<patroparadotos-kourabies> kai eipa na metrisw ta asteria gia alli mia fora
<patroparadotos-kourabies> kai xereis posa metrisa?
<patroparadotos-kourabies> 4
<_ia> mporeses kai metrhses?
<patroparadotos-kourabies> den ixera na metraw parapanw
<patroparadotos-kourabies> ase pou meta egine i ekrixi sto tsernobil kai den m'afinane na vgw apo to spiti
<patroparadotos-kourabies> ekana na xanametrisw ta asteria 11 oloklira hronia
<_ia> xaxaxaxa
<_ia> kai poso eisai twra?
<patroparadotos-kourabies> 18
<_ia> kai eisai kopela etsi?
<patroparadotos-kourabies> pou to katalaves?
<_ia> apo auta pou eipes peri asteriwn
<_ia> tygxanei na eimai ki egw kopela giauto!
<patroparadotos-kourabies> kai mono oi kopeles metrane ta asteria?
<patroparadotos-kourabies> ta louloudia sto horafi nomizeis oti den metrane ta asteria?
<patroparadotos-kourabies> oli mera sto horafi ti nomizeis oti kanoun?
<_ia> oi kopeles einai pio romantikes synhthws
<_ia> :)
<patroparadotos-kourabies> giati to les afto? epeidi den klanoune brosta se kosmo?
<_ia> pios to eipe oti den klanoune
<_ia> apla den to akoun oi alloi
<patroparadotos-kourabies> kai einai romantiko afto?
<patroparadotos-kourabies> tin boha tin myrizoun!

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<_ia> emena etsi me fwnazoun sthn kathimerini mou zwh
<patroparadotos-kourabies> ia?
<patroparadotos-kourabies> giati?
<patroparadotos-kourabies> ti tous ekanes?
<_ia> a!
<_ia> tipota
<_ia> esena an den sou aresei mhn me fwnazeis etsi
<patroparadotos-kourabies> kala egw tha se fwnazw me to haideftiko sou
<patroparadotos-kourabies> tha se fwnazw a

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<patroparadotos-kourabies> emena me vaftise o pyros dimas
<patroparadotos-kourabies> itane to vaptisma tou pyros

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<kourafelkithro> pws tha eleges ena elkythro pou ehei provlima kai den prohoraei?
<Vellerephontes> sakarakelkythro
<kourafelkithro> nai alla an thes i lexi sou na arhizei apo kouraf?
<Vellerephontes> giati na to 8eleis afto?
<kourafelkithro> giati na theleis na arhizei apo sakarak diladi?
<Vellerephontes> egw de 8elw tipota
<kourafelkithro> a oraia mou harizeis to spiti sou afou den to theleis?
<Vellerephontes> th vriskeis me ta logopaignia, e?
<kourafelkithro> nai me ta logopaignia kai me ta provata
<Vellerephontes> voskos eisai?
<kourafelkithro> ohi
<kourafelkithro> ktinovatis
<Vellerephontes> tseligkas?
<Vellerephontes> me poia provatina th vriskeis twra?
<kourafelkithro> ktinovatis minotavros
<kourafelkithro> me tin provatina terner
<Vellerephontes> ti marka einai?
<kourafelkithro> germanikos poimenikos
<kourafelkithro> exaireti ratsa

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<TRAM> lenaki eisai gia prostixi sizitisi?
<Lenaki22> ARHIDI
<Lenaki22> MALAKA
<Lenaki22> TSOUREKI
<Lenaki22> tetoia pragmata?
<TRAM> pos sou aresei na gamiesai?
<Lenaki22> se stasi podikofrourio
<TRAM> ??????
<TRAM> didakse me!
<Lenaki22> pairneis mia fontaniera
<Lenaki22> i mia opoiadipote apli esarpa
<Lenaki22> vazeis to ena sou podi panw ston omo tou allou
<Lenaki22> kai to allo sou podi panw sto komodino
<Lenaki22> twra o allos ehei kai ta dyo heria elefthera
<Lenaki22> KAI GINETAI HAMOS
<TRAM> mmmmmm
<Lenaki22> esena poio einai to agapimeno sou elvetiko tyri?
<TRAM> to kerrygold
<Lenaki22> GOUSTARW!

- (Demmy = Operator του #hellas που με πέταξε έξω επειδή δήλωσα οτι είναι τόσο χοντρή που η ζώνη της είναι οση ο Ισημερινός)

<PetrompeisMavromihalis> re prepei na bw...kanw erano gia ena paidaki me lefhaimia
<PetrompeisMavromihalis> an den bw twra borei na min vrw lefta kai na pethanei
<PetrompeisMavromihalis> kai tha ftais esy gi'afto
<Demmy> kala nta3ei me epeises...
<Demmy> pou zeis bre?
<Demmy> trwme xorto?
<PetrompeisMavromihalis> NAI OLES OI AGELADES TRWNE HORTO!
<PetrompeisMavromihalis> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<PetrompeisMavromihalis> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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<GORDONS____> perioxi?
<Claudia22> nai 4
<GORDONS____> e?
<GORDONS____> ????
<Claudia22> 4 periohes
<Claudia22> alli mia kai htizw xenodoheio (an perasw apo tin afetiria)
<GORDONS____> pos ise exoterika?
<Claudia22> san tin speratza vrana sta niata tis
<GORDONS____> ipsos ,kila?
<Claudia22> kai ta dyo
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<ianiz> padreytikes re?
<Lenaki22> mi mou ta thymizeis re afta
<Lenaki22> nai
<ianiz> kseris epitheto mu?
<Lenaki22> nai
<Lenaki22> Tzitzibyronis?
<ianiz> ade gia
<Lenaki22> ADE GEIA!
<ianiz> xa
<Lenaki22> xou
<ianiz> aku padreytike
<ianiz> AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaxaxaxaxaxaxa
<Lenaki22> ade re giati esena pou to onoma sou einai tzytzibirwnis!

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<ianiz> klino ta matia
<Lenaki22> giati?
<ianiz> n'akuso ti foni su
<Lenaki22> ade kai gamisou
<Lenaki22> sorry alla ekane omoiokatalixia
<ianiz> ok
<ianiz> pare me sto thlefono
<ianiz> tora
<Lenaki22> den ehw tilefwno
<ianiz> giati me duleyes tosi ora?
<Lenaki22> giati prepei kapou na xespasw pou den ehw tilefwno
<ianiz> ok
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<Nikos-Xristos> esi? spoudazeis?
<Omorfoula19> nai
<Omorfoula19> spoudazw elefantodonto stin kenya
<Nikos-Xristos> ti?
<Nikos-Xristos> kala eisai kai poli atomo...
<Omorfoula19> nai ... pou na deis kai ton elefada
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<creamb0y> apo pou?
<Daniella2> apo to panemorfo argyrokastro
<creamb0y> ilikia?
<Daniella2> to argyrokastro? to pirame apo tous venetous to 1212

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<green--ey> exo fortosei poly shmera
<Daniella2> kaneis metakomiseis?

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<Daniella2> theleis topia i proswpografies?
<Since1908> to 2o
<Daniella2> theleis na sou steilw mia pou evgala ton xaderfo mou ton Bambi?
<Since1908> bambi to elafaki? :)
<Since1908> euxaristos
<Daniella2> nai
<Daniella2> o Babis eihe molis apofylakistei otan ton evgala
<Daniella2> einai synaisthimatiki fotografia

o Μπάμπης

<Since1908> xexexe
<Daniella2> ti gelas?
<Since1908> :))
<Since1908> einai poli kalh
<Daniella2> efharistw
<Daniella2> aaaaaaah...o babis itan leventia
<Daniella2> alitheia sou arese?
<Since1908> poli:)
<Daniella2> na'sai kala
<Daniella2> poloi gelasan molis idan ton Babi
<Daniella2> ki afto me enohlise
<Daniella2> esy omws eisai ena xehwristo louloudi mesa se enan agro apo tsouknides
<Since1908> einai poli atomo o babis!! :)
<Daniella2> pragmatika
<Since1908> apo simera inai to indalma mou
<Daniella2> mesa sto genti koule itan to prwto mahairo
<Since1908> einai igetis o tipos!
<Daniella2> pragmatika
<Daniella2> theleis na deis ki emena
<Daniella2> ?
<Since1908> nai

(η Ντανιέλλα)

<Since1908> panagia mou!! :}
<Daniella2> oraia den eimai?
<Since1908> koukla
<Daniella2> na'sai kala
<Since1908> :)
<Daniella2> palia sto sholeio me fonazan Argentina epeidi me theorousan ashimi
<Daniella2> alla twra ola allazoun
<Daniella2> mia iliahtida bainei apo to parathyri mou me ta omorfa sou logia
<Since1908> giati argentina?
<Daniella2> giati i argentini einai mia hwra pou ypostirizei tin allilegii kai tin anatrofodotisi
<Since1908> a tous kakourgous
<Since1908> eisai mia kouklitsa, kai o babis protos!
<Daniella2> efharistw
<Daniella2> eisai leventia
<Since1908> thanks:)
<Since1908> kamia allh orea photo exeis?
<Daniella2> ohi alli fora tha vgalw
<Since1908> :(
<Daniella2> theleis na vgalw ton babi i emena?
<Since1908> nai!!
<Since1908> kai tous 2 mazi ginete?
<Daniella2> ohi prepei na paw sto episkeptirio kai den m'afinoun na parw mihani
<Daniella2> mono mia tou kafe
<Since1908> a kala
<Daniella2> alla tha prospathisw na ton zwgrafisw panw sto filtro

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<Dasy_Bell> ti kanei mia ksanthia stin erhmo?
<Deborah21> tin oasi
<Deborah21> hahahahahahaha
<Deborah21> poly kalo
<Dasy_Bell> oxi vre
<Dasy_Bell> skoupizei!
<Deborah21> protimousa to diko mou

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<rasputin______________> eimai ligo xaroumenos
<Deborah21> giati?
<Deborah21> kerdises to flouri stin vasilopita?
<rasputin______________> oxi eida tin mala
<Deborah21> kai loipon? kerdise afti to flouri?
<rasputin______________> perioxi?
<Deborah21> giati thes na mou kopseis kommati?

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<Xamilton> sigaaaaaa
<Evelina> opa re
<Evelina> poios eisai o lordos xamilton
<Evelina> mia kalimera einai afti pes tin ki as pesei hamilton
<Xamilton> ase re filarako allou to psonio sou...ena aplo gynaikio nick den se kanei kai gynaika
<Evelina> nai alla ta rasta den kanoun ton papa
<Evelina> esy ti dythikes tis apokries?
<Xamilton> papas
<Xamilton> esu?
<Xamilton> kala asto etsi ki allios eisai baretos
<Evelina> efharistw
<Xamilton> ela den thelo na se stenoxoro...oti ki an eisai sorry
<Xamilton> mou kratas mouri tora?
<Evelina> ohi giati an kratas mouri ston hamilton eisai hamouris!
<Evelina> HAHAHAHAHA PWS TA LEW I POUTANA!
<Xamilton> xaxaxaxa etsi bravo....edw ejalou xabales na ginete
<Evelina> pesta re
<Xamilton> egw ta lew ....poios me akouei omos
<Evelina> den xerw
<Evelina> mipws s'akouei ekeinos ekei me ta gyalia pisw apo tin glastra?

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<Aeras> hi
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> kalws to
<Aeras> lokatzis soy kani?
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> lockatzis?
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> diladi?
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> opws leme kleidaras sta agglika?
<Aeras> oxi opos leme katadromeas
<Aeras> ala tora kano spoydes
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> gia na gineis spoudaios?
<Aeras> ela vre ime kaloulis
<Aeras> ne vre
<Aeras> ti ise omos m/f?
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> esy pws me koveis apo to nick?
<Aeras> f leo ala den xero
<Aeras> yparxoyn k plakatzides
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> allo plakatzides ki allo lokatzides
<Aeras> xexexe
<Aeras> thes trelitses?
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> san ti?
<Aeras> na perasoyme zaxari...
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> pou na tin perasoume? apo ta sinora?
<Aeras> mpori
<Aeras> mpori k apo konta]
<Aeras> mpori k ap to pc
<Aeras> pos thes an thes?
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> na perasoume zaxari sto pc?
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> egw to mono pou ehw perasei sto PC einai ta windows drivers

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<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> eimai 1.90
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> me konto mavro mali
<John_thess> matia???
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> nai...2

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<Daniela22> SKASE!
<Nikolakis> Giati mwro mou me milas etsi?Exeis douleia?
<Daniela22> pou na sta lew
<Daniela22> apo to latomeio sou grafw
<Nikolakis> Poio latomeio bre?
<Daniela22> re min grafeis toso dynata giati tha ginei katolisthisi
<Nikolakis> Pes mou se parakalw ti exeis parei,gitai gia na exeis toso kefi paei na pei pws exeis parei kati kalo!!!!!
<Daniela22> EHW FAEI TO LATOMEIO ME TO KOUTALI!
<Daniela22> isws gi'afto
<Nikolakis> Nai omws blepeis pws exeis paraleipsei na mou e3hghseis ti einai auto to latomeio!!
<Daniela22> ekei doulevw
<Daniela22> ston -30 orofo
<Nikolakis> Se poio meros ths ghs?
<Daniela22> sto kentro aristera
<Nikolakis> Ti douleies kanete ekei?Endiaferouses fantazomai!!!
<Daniela22> nai xereis
<Nikolakis> to noumeraki dipla sto onomataki sou ti einai?
<Daniela22> einai i diefthynsi mou
<Daniela22> odos daniella 22 menw
<Nikolakis> Aaaaaa,to onomataki sou den einai auto dhladh!!!Den pisteuw na htan kako an 8a to rwtousa fusika...:)
<Daniela22> ohi pote
<Daniela22> o danielas itane o ydritis tis pestrofas

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<NINO> exeis agori?na mpo ego sto uema giati blepo na autoktono
<Daniela22> ennoeis me tin stereoskopiki methodo?

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<XXX-19967131261214> 25.,e ti asxolise?
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> e xereis twra
<XXX-19967131261214> den xero
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> kanan papa kana cd lathraio, kana gyali klemmeno, melina kana
<XXX-19967131261214> to onoma sou?
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> Marcello "o gatos"

2. ΤΙ ΕΙΠΕ ΤΟ ΑΤΟΜΟ ΡΕ;

Εκτός από τους δύο συντάκτες μας, υπάρχουν κι άλλα αξιόλογα άτομα, που για ερευνητικούς και μόνο σκοπούς περιδιαβαίνουν τα chat rooms δουλεύοντας τον κόσμο. Στην διάρκεια της έρευνας συναντήσαμε αρκετούς από αυτούς. Να μερικές από τις καλύτερες ατάκες τους.

 

<Feggaroloustos> ti shmenei?
<kourafelkithro> einai apo tin agia grafi
<kourafelkithro> simainei aftos pou fernei kala madata
<Feggaroloustos> nai?
<kourafelkithro> nai
<Feggaroloustos> den ehei shedi me elkithro?
<kourafelkithro> IWANNIS 19-13-25
<kourafelkithro> ohi ohi
<kourafelkithro> "kai esontai en kourafelkythron dia ta pnevmatika anthi"
<Feggaroloustos> wste ferneis kala madata loipon..
<kourafelkithro> nai
<Feggaroloustos> ma kala poios eisai?
<Feggaroloustos> o Hatzifwtis?

- (κορυφαίο άτομο του mIRC που κυκλοφορούσε με το ψευδόνυμο SMEE)

<_Smee_> manitaria exei to axtsi
<_Smee_> alla den ta bgazei stis patouses
<kourafelkithro> to pio?
<kourafelkithro> ti einai to axtsi?
<_Smee_> sthn kwloxwristra bgainoun
<_Smee_> na ta prosexeis auta ta onta
<_Smee_> to axtsi?
<kourafelkithro> nai
<kourafelkithro> axtsi?
<_Smee_> axtsi einai ka8e gria pou ka8etai s΄ena skamni kai perisseuei o kwlos ths kai mexri na kounhsei to ena podi exei bgalei manitaria
<kourafelkithro> oles aftes oi gries legontai axtsi?
<_Smee_> nai
<_Smee_> ama megalwsw ki egw axtsi 8a ginw
<_Smee_> kai lupamai
<kourafelkithro> axtsi
<kourafelkithro> geitses
<_Smee_> :)
<_Smee_> eisai eklphktikos
<kourafelkithro> giati?
<kourafelkithro> ki esy den eisai kakos
<_Smee_> giati ta pianeis eukola
<kourafelkithro> nai etsi eimai egw
<kourafelkithro> pianw poulia ston aera
<_Smee_> egw kaiw katsarides sto patwma
<kourafelkithro> !!!!!!!!!!!!!
<kourafelkithro> :)
<kourafelkithro> :)
<_Smee_> wraio to hobby sou pantws
<_Smee_> ti alla exeis?
<kourafelkithro> hobby?
<kourafelkithro> eimai modelo
<kourafelkithro> aeroplanaki

-(συνέχεια)
<kourafelkithro> pws tha to giortasoume
<kourafelkithro> ?
<_Smee_> 8a moirazomaste tis mu3es mas?
<kourafelkithro> A OHI!
<kourafelkithro> DEN THA GINW EGW TO SKLAVAKI SOU
<kourafelkithro> NA FTIAXNEIS DIKES SOU MYXES!
<_Smee_> pousth!xwrizoume!kai pws 8a zhsoun ta paidia mas?
<kourafelkithro> tha ehoun dikes tous mixes
<_Smee_> na klasw n akanoume atmosfaira?
<kourafelkithro> hose!
<kourafelkithro> giati toso mania me to klassimo?
<_Smee_> giati einai anakoufish
<_Smee_> alla prepei na to kanw me texnh
<_Smee_> gia na mh mou bgei epiplwmenh
<kourafelkithro> na sou pw kati shetiko
<kourafelkithro> eheis di pote fragokota?
<_Smee_> ma eimai fragkokota!
<kourafelkithro> a ok
<kourafelkithro> oraia tha kanoume kali parea
<kourafelkithro> egw eimai tarandos
<_Smee_> zexnei to ptsi s΄?
<_Smee_> pollh mproutzila dld!
<kourafelkithro> giati?
<kourafelkithro> pos sou irthe afto?
<_Smee_> giati oi tarandoi katourane ta podia tous
<kourafelkithro> ohi egw
<kourafelkithro> egw eimai koutsos tarandos
<_Smee_> re taso,esu eisai?
<kourafelkithro> nai
<kourafelkithro> alla den me lene taso
<_Smee_> psemata mou eleges?

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<kourafelkithro> esy eisai metalou?
<_Smee_> ooooxi!
<_Smee_> exw buzia kai den eimai xontrokwla!

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<___Smee_____> an iketepseis allo ligo isws na se sugxwrhsw
<___Smee_____> after all,i΄m princess patty
<kourafelkithro> DEN THA PAIXW TO PAIHNIDI SOU MARKO APERGI
<___Smee_____> re,pare fora kai klase mou t΄arxidia
<___Smee_____> agaph mou!
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<elefadas-troei-trahana> tora me to peponi exadieraitoou mou thymises ton piko apiko
<Proimo_Karpouzi> epairne tin peponia mera nuxta
<Proimo_Karpouzi> kai to paize kai malakas
<elefadas-troei-trahana> etsi itane panta
<Proimo_Karpouzi> kala sobara ?
<elefadas-troei-trahana> alla eihe adynamia sta mila
<elefadas-troei-trahana> afou pidage kai tin mila jovovic
<Proimo_Karpouzi> mila sobara re giati den ton xerw toso..erxotan katw apo to spiti kornare kai katebaine to tsoulaki i aderfi mou
<Proimo_Karpouzi> den eixame pare dwse
<Proimo_Karpouzi> autos eixe mono pare xwse
<elefadas-troei-trahana> ego xero oti eihe adynamia sta mila
<elefadas-troei-trahana> tora evlepe vevaia kai ena peponi
<Proimo_Karpouzi> auti einai !
<Proimo_Karpouzi> i aderfi mou !
<elefadas-troei-trahana> eihe vgalei kai tragoudaki
<Proimo_Karpouzi> tous eides pote mazi exw ?
<Proimo_Karpouzi> gia pes gia pes
<elefadas-troei-trahana> mikro peponi mikro peponi irthe i anoixi xana paei to xioni paei sto xwnei
<elefadas-troei-trahana> nai tous eida
<elefadas-troei-trahana> sto mikro spiti sto livadi
<Proimo_Karpouzi> ti ekanan ekei ?
<Proimo_Karpouzi> auto einai allo frouto
<Proimo_Karpouzi> bas kai ton pepone ?

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<xxxboy> i epistimi sikoni ta xeria poli psila
<Daniella2> ki an kapoios tin gargalisei?
<xxxboy> POIA
<xxxboy> TOTE EXOUME TO TELOS TOU KOSMOU POIOS KSEREI TI MPOREI NA KANEI!!!!!!!

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<Omorfoula19> eihes pote tin aisthisi oti otan koimasai o ouranos efthygramizetai gia 3 defterolepta?
<edweimai> esy ta grafeis auta stis toualetes kai spazw to kefali mou na katalavw ti lene ;;;;
<Omorfoula19> re esy kopanas to kefali sou stis toualetes kai ehoune oles halasmeni porta?
<edweimai> apo tis malakies pou grafeis ti na kanw......

-(το δημοφιλέστερο παιχνίδι του mIRC: ΚΑΝΕ ΚΑΝΕ ΤΟ ΜΥΡΜΗΓΚΙ!)

<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> ela loipon!
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> kane kane to myrmigi!
<sale_quale> pos paizete?
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> loipon akou:
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> leei o enas ston allon na kanei to myrmigi se diafores faseis tis zwis tou
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> loipon xekinaw egw...kane kane to myrmigi otan pigainei na vrei eisitirio gia tin synavlia twn dream theater kai tou lene otu poulithikan ola
<sale_quale> kane kane to myrmigi otan sou katouran ti mermigofolia
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihnnngnngnngntuk
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> ela esy den epaixes den einai dikaio
<sale_quale> a!eprepe na kanw to myrmigi prin me tin sunavlia?
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> nai vre!
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> ma kala, kaneis san na min eheis xanapaixei!
<sale_quale> ok
<sale_quale> aaaaaaaalaoloaaaaaaaa
<sale_quale> to ekana!
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> FOVERI ERMINEIA!
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> syglonistika!
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> eheis parei meros se kapoio prwtathlima tou kanekane to myrmigi?
<sale_quale> ektos apo sena to kserei kaneis allos?
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> eisai sovaros?
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> stin andalousia einai ethniko spor
<sale_quale> ela de.. ti rwtaw...
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> pigaineis sta kafeneia ki anti na vlepeis gerous na paizoun prefa...
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> vlepeis ta gerontakia panw sto trapezi na kanoun oti halasse i tsagiera tis myrmigofolias
<sale_quale> kanoun ta myrmigia?
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> foveri embeiria
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> kai ohi mono
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> ekei menoun kapoioi epaggelmaties
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> ase...aftoi einai foveroi
<sale_quale> psss pextarades e?
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> xeroun na kanoun kathe eidos myrmigi, to mavro ,to kokkino, to myrmigi
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> enas malista ixere na kanei mehri kai ton myrmigofago
<sale_quale> den kseroun ta alla myrmigia?
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> alla meta ton kleisane fylaki giati efage enan gero
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> yparhoun ki alla?
<sale_quale> lege trele!
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> esy pes
<sale_quale> thelw na mathw!
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> yparhoun alla eidi?
<sale_quale> nai re! yparxei to poua k to aorato!
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> TO AORATO?
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> panagia mou swse!
<sale_quale> kala asxetos eisai?
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> etsi fainetai
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> pou zei afto?
<sale_quale> sti xwra tou pouthena!
<sale_quale> san ton piter!
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> ton piter o'toole?
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> ton piter oforique?
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> ton harry piter
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> ton pitter gyro?
<sale_quale> ton piter pan
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> aaaaaa
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> re malakies mou les!
<KaneKaneToMyrmigi> den yparhei oute piter pan oute aorata myrmigia kai kourafexala
<sale_quale> ela sti kedriki na doulepsoume ton kosmo!

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<keramidogatos> apo pou eisai?
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> apo to makryno kai exwtiko keratsini
<keramidogatos> egw apo tous kontinous kai gematous lakoubes ampelokhpous!

<keramidogatos> hobbies?
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> xereis twra
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> surfing
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> body piercing
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> gaitanaki
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> fidaki
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> griniaris
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> paizw kai ekklisiastiko organo
<keramidogatos> music,bars,travelling,adventures,prwhn pierced!
<keramidogatos> egw flogera
<PentamorfiPetalouditsa> horner?
<keramidogatos> panta